Eco-warrior Satirist Gifts

'We've gone green! All our foreclosure notices will now be printed on recycled bad loans.'

Packaging Russian Dolls

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

'It's an extinction notice.'

How life on Earth really got its start.

Winter Weather.

"We're standing in forever chemicals."

"The Nominees"

"I didn't see the coffee table in the middle of the room, due to my visual impairment, caused by the rubbish light emitted by the government approved 150 watt energy saving bulb in my apartment..."

Vulture proclaims its love for highways.

'So, that's where the blue water comes from!'

"Technically, He's supposed to generate more energy than he uses."

"We have to get out of here! They're saying boil ALL water!"

"I wouldn't take the name 'dog strangling vine' literally."

"I pose as a concerned citizen, but honestly I wouldn't miss the golden marmoset if it did become extinct."

Have our P.R. people do a report on the beneficial effects of cyanide on river life.

This is where Brent council sends you

Another hot flash?

Oil Spill Hits Wall St.

"Brilliant! And then all they have to do is stop them flying at night."

"I'm an optimist. I have every confidence that global warming will be nullified by nuclear winter."

'My father carried this sign before me, as did his father before him.'

Granny's 100% All Natural Radioactive Waste

New uses for excess coal

"Venice! What will climate change think of next?"

"There - now we're environmentally responsible."

"Hey Maurice! Take the menu, replace 'dish of the day' with 'local free range speciality' and double the price!"

'Please inform groundskeeping that the green space is invading my personal space.'

'It's a very common plant on earth.'

"I'm doing my part to conserve electricity."

"Now we know what happens when we overachieve the climate goals."

We've gotten all we can with traditional drilling techniques. What do you know about fracking?

Cactus Huggers

'How I love Global Warming... Otherwise, it would be necassary to look for a -BLEEARGH!- serious job!'

"Your DNA test came back – you're 49% from the Amazon, 49% from the Caribbean, and 2% from some plastics plant in Texas."