Eco-warrior Satire Lover Gifts

"390 HP. . . 21 litres per 100 KM consumption. . . or this one! 520 HP! 28 Litres! That's pure hardcore, man!"

Packaging Russian Dolls

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

"It's called 'semelparity' darling. The salmon spawn then die, so we just need to wait at the spawning grounds to get an easy feed. It's all about sustainability."

How life on Earth really got its start.

"We're standing in forever chemicals."

"The Nominees"

Vulture proclaims its love for highways.

"I pose as a concerned citizen, but honestly I wouldn't miss the golden marmoset if it did become extinct."

"We have to get out of here! They're saying boil ALL water!"

"Technically, He's supposed to generate more energy than he uses."

Have our P.R. people do a report on the beneficial effects of cyanide on river life.

Another hot flash?

'My father carried this sign before me, as did his father before him.'

New uses for excess coal

"Venice! What will climate change think of next?"

Granny's 100% All Natural Radioactive Waste

"There - now we're environmentally responsible."

'He's going to a better place . . . possibly to power an '86 jetta.'

"Now we know what happens when we overachieve the climate goals."

The Ultimate Green Office!

Cactus Huggers

"And if what they say about global warming is true you should have year round use of the pool by 2075."

'I wouldn't consider you an environmentalist when your hybrid runs on half crude oil and half coal.'

"I don't care about the pollution... you can't deliver babies dressed like that."

'The salad is that expensive because we had to find a new place for the snails and worms.'

'A long time ago we couldn't breathe their atmosphere..now it's really great!'

'That's the Government for you every time.'

"Killing the environment with sackfuls of gift tat, i-gadgets, single-use packaging, and novelty socks - anything other than: 'Ho-Ho-Ho!' to add to your defense?"

"Wait a minute. Isn't tonight the water conservation rally?"

"The good news is we're going paperless. The bad news is it's the employee's bathrooms."

'Uh-oh... Bad make-up accident?' 'No, oil tanker disaster.'

Aa fair indication of how we're treating the environment

'This is a sample of the dolphin skin we're using to bind the sustainability report.'

'We may be in trouble - the environment people have cited us as a hazardous waste site.'