Ecological Satirist Gifts

"I'm an optimist. I have every confidence that global warming will be nullified by nuclear winter."

'It's a very common plant on earth.'

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

'It's an extinction notice.'

Burmese pythons discussing a complete invasion.

How life on Earth really got its start.

Winter Weather.

'It's not as easy as you think - saddle sores, bursitis in the shoulder, pigeons...'

'I'm an atheist!'

"We're standing in forever chemicals."

"I didn't see the coffee table in the middle of the room, due to my visual impairment, caused by the rubbish light emitted by the government approved 150 watt energy saving bulb in my apartment..."

'I don't give advice. I'm only up here because it's safer.'

"The Nominees"

'Where do you see yourself in five minutes?'

Vulture proclaims its love for highways.

'So, that's where the blue water comes from!'

'...and this is the water garden...'

"I wouldn't take the name 'dog strangling vine' literally."

"I pose as a concerned citizen, but honestly I wouldn't miss the golden marmoset if it did become extinct."

"We have to get out of here! They're saying boil ALL water!"

Have our P.R. people do a report on the beneficial effects of cyanide on river life.

Another hot flash?

'Oh yeah? Well I'm not crazy about your humming, either!'

Glimpses One Dollar

This is where Brent council sends you

"Brilliant! And then all they have to do is stop them flying at night."

Oil Spill Hits Wall St.

'My father carried this sign before me, as did his father before him.'

'It's self cleaning, and runs on natural gas.'

"This is a terrible table!"

"Venice! What will climate change think of next?"

"There - now we're environmentally responsible."

"Rising sea levels."

New uses for excess coal

Granny's 100% All Natural Radioactive Waste