Satirical Environmentalist Gifts

'It's a program on conserving energy.'

"I, too, want to preserve the environment, just as it is: acid rain, holes in the ozone layer, lots of crap in the air."

'And this little warning light flashes when the outside air becomes too polluted to breathe.'

"Brilliant! And then all they have to do is stop them flying at night."

'How I love Global Warming... Otherwise, it would be necassary to look for a -BLEEARGH!- serious job!'

Mad Cow

"I'm going for the stripped pine look."

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

'It's an extinction notice.'

How life on Earth really got its start.

Winter Weather.

"We're standing in forever chemicals."

Recycling bottle bank.

"The Nominees"

'I don't give advice. I'm only up here because it's safer.'

Vulture proclaims its love for highways.

'So, that's where the blue water comes from!'

'...and this is the water garden...'

"I pose as a concerned citizen, but honestly I wouldn't miss the golden marmoset if it did become extinct."

"We have to get out of here! They're saying boil ALL water!"

'I was hoping traffic would ease up after the polar ice cap melted.'

Have our P.R. people do a report on the beneficial effects of cyanide on river life.

This is where Brent council sends you

Another hot flash?

"I'm an optimist. I have every confidence that global warming will be nullified by nuclear winter."

'My father carried this sign before me, as did his father before him.'

"This is a terrible table!"

'It's self cleaning, and runs on natural gas.'

"There - now we're environmentally responsible."

Granny's 100% All Natural Radioactive Waste

New uses for excess coal

"Venice! What will climate change think of next?"

"Rising sea levels."

'There! another batch of clean coal.'

"Will this global warming mean we'll have longer summer vacations?"