Satirical Environmentalist Gifts

'It's a program on conserving energy.'

"I, too, want to preserve the environment, just as it is: acid rain, holes in the ozone layer, lots of crap in the air."

'And this little warning light flashes when the outside air becomes too polluted to breathe.'

"Brilliant! And then all they have to do is stop them flying at night."

Mad Cow

"I'm going for the stripped pine look."

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

'It's an extinction notice.'

How life on Earth really got its start.

Winter Weather.

"We're standing in forever chemicals."

"The Nominees"

'I don't give advice. I'm only up here because it's safer.'

Recycling bottle bank.

Vulture proclaims its love for highways.

'So, that's where the blue water comes from!'

'...and this is the water garden...'

"We have to get out of here! They're saying boil ALL water!"

"I pose as a concerned citizen, but honestly I wouldn't miss the golden marmoset if it did become extinct."

'I was hoping traffic would ease up after the polar ice cap melted.'

Have our P.R. people do a report on the beneficial effects of cyanide on river life.

This is where Brent council sends you

"I'm an optimist. I have every confidence that global warming will be nullified by nuclear winter."

'My father carried this sign before me, as did his father before him.'

"This is a terrible table!"

New uses for excess coal

"Rising sea levels."

"There - now we're environmentally responsible."

Granny's 100% All Natural Radioactive Waste

"Venice! What will climate change think of next?"

'There! another batch of clean coal.'

"Will this global warming mean we'll have longer summer vacations?"

"Hey Maurice! Take the menu, replace 'dish of the day' with 'local free range speciality' and double the price!"

'Please inform groundskeeping that the green space is invading my personal space.'

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