Pollution Satirist Gifts

Souvenir blocks of smog.

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

'It's an extinction notice.'

Hoodie Hang-out

Burmese pythons discussing a complete invasion.

How life on Earth really got its start.

Winter Weather.

'It's not as easy as you think - saddle sores, bursitis in the shoulder, pigeons...'

"We're standing in forever chemicals."

'I don't give advice. I'm only up here because it's safer.'

"The Nominees"

'Where do you see yourself in five minutes?'

Vulture proclaims its love for highways.

'...and this is the water garden...'

'So, that's where the blue water comes from!'

"We have to get out of here! They're saying boil ALL water!"

"I pose as a concerned citizen, but honestly I wouldn't miss the golden marmoset if it did become extinct."

'Would you like me to wipe the cup with my finger or would you prefer Rover here licking it clean?'

Have our P.R. people do a report on the beneficial effects of cyanide on river life.

This is where Brent council sends you

Another hot flash?

Glimpses One Dollar

"Brilliant! And then all they have to do is stop them flying at night."

"I'm an optimist. I have every confidence that global warming will be nullified by nuclear winter."

'My father carried this sign before me, as did his father before him.'

'It's self cleaning, and runs on natural gas.'

"This is a terrible table!"

New uses for excess coal

"Rising sea levels."

"There - now we're environmentally responsible."

"An iceberg the size of Connecticut broke off from Antarctica? How do the taxes compare?"

Granny's 100% All Natural Radioactive Waste

"Venice! What will climate change think of next?"

'There! another batch of clean coal.'

"Will this global warming mean we'll have longer summer vacations?"