Environmental Satire Enthusiast Gifts

"I don't care what they say, plastic's been good to me."

On second thoughts, make that instant coffee.

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

'It's an extinction notice.'

How life on Earth really got its start.

Winter Weather.

"We're standing in forever chemicals."

"The Nominees"

'I don't give advice. I'm only up here because it's safer.'

Vulture proclaims its love for highways.

'So, that's where the blue water comes from!'

'...and this is the water garden...'

"I pose as a concerned citizen, but honestly I wouldn't miss the golden marmoset if it did become extinct."

"We have to get out of here! They're saying boil ALL water!"

Have our P.R. people do a report on the beneficial effects of cyanide on river life.

This is where Brent council sends you

"Brilliant! And then all they have to do is stop them flying at night."

Another hot flash?

"I'm an optimist. I have every confidence that global warming will be nullified by nuclear winter."

'My father carried this sign before me, as did his father before him.'

"This is a terrible table!"

'It's self cleaning, and runs on natural gas.'

'...the downside, of course, is that I can't get the damn thing in the garage.'

Granny's 100% All Natural Radioactive Waste

"Venice! What will climate change think of next?"

"Rising sea levels."

New uses for excess coal

"There - now we're environmentally responsible."

'There! another batch of clean coal.'

'He's going to a better place . . . possibly to power an '86 jetta.'

"Will this global warming mean we'll have longer summer vacations?"

'Please inform groundskeeping that the green space is invading my personal space.'

You Are Here.

Perfect solution. Free street lighting, and we sell the surplus to the national grid.

'The only problem with solar powered air conditioners is finding a long enough extension cord.'