Environmental Satire Enthusiast Prints

On second thoughts, make that instant coffee.

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

'It's an extinction notice.'

How life on Earth really got its start.

Winter Weather.

"We're standing in forever chemicals."

'I don't give advice. I'm only up here because it's safer.'

"The Nominees"

Vulture proclaims its love for highways.

'So, that's where the blue water comes from!'

'...and this is the water garden...'

"I pose as a concerned citizen, but honestly I wouldn't miss the golden marmoset if it did become extinct."

"We have to get out of here! They're saying boil ALL water!"

Have our P.R. people do a report on the beneficial effects of cyanide on river life.

"Brilliant! And then all they have to do is stop them flying at night."

This is where Brent council sends you

"I'm an optimist. I have every confidence that global warming will be nullified by nuclear winter."

'My father carried this sign before me, as did his father before him.'

"This is a terrible table!"

'...the downside, of course, is that I can't get the damn thing in the garage.'

"There - now we're environmentally responsible."

"Venice! What will climate change think of next?"

Granny's 100% All Natural Radioactive Waste

New uses for excess coal

"Rising sea levels."

'There! another batch of clean coal.'

"Will this global warming mean we'll have longer summer vacations?"

You Are Here.

'Please inform groundskeeping that the green space is invading my personal space.'

Perfect solution. Free street lighting, and we sell the surplus to the national grid.

'It's a very common plant on earth.'

"Let's not migrate, and just say we did.;"

"Now we know what happens when we overachieve the climate goals."