Environmental Satire Lover Prints

The bear inspects and eats the garbage.

'So, Allan, your super-secret hunting site, it wouldn't be down by the nuclear waste dump, would it?'

"It's my latest invention! -- We can use it to melt those pesky glaciers!"

'Oil stocks rallied today on news that a tanker ran aground and sprung a big leak in Prudhoe bay.'

Emergency life raft.

The Ultimate Green Office!

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

Water company bonus.

How life on Earth really got its start.

Winter Weather.

"We're standing in forever chemicals."

"The Nominees"

Endangered Species - Hardly/Slightly/Extremely.

Vulture proclaims its love for highways.

'So, that's where the blue water comes from!'

"We have to get out of here! They're saying boil ALL water!"

"I pose as a concerned citizen, but honestly I wouldn't miss the golden marmoset if it did become extinct."

Have our P.R. people do a report on the beneficial effects of cyanide on river life.

Another hot flash?

"Brilliant! And then all they have to do is stop them flying at night."

"I'm an optimist. I have every confidence that global warming will be nullified by nuclear winter."

'My father carried this sign before me, as did his father before him.'

"Venice! What will climate change think of next?"

Granny's 100% All Natural Radioactive Waste

New uses for excess coal

"There - now we're environmentally responsible."

'He's going to a better place . . . possibly to power an '86 jetta.'

'Please inform groundskeeping that the green space is invading my personal space.'

Walking here to the tavern allows me to decrease my carbon footprint and increase my bourbon footprint.

'How I love Global Warming... Otherwise, it would be necassary to look for a -BLEEARGH!- serious job!'

Acme Coffee Co.

"Now we know what happens when we overachieve the climate goals."

Even with record Antarctic sea ice, nature finds ways to survive....

'It's a very common plant on earth.'

"And if what they say about global warming is true you should have year round use of the pool by 2075."