Environmental Satire Lover Prints

The bear inspects and eats the garbage.

'So, Allan, your super-secret hunting site, it wouldn't be down by the nuclear waste dump, would it?'

"It's my latest invention! -- We can use it to melt those pesky glaciers!"

'Oil stocks rallied today on news that a tanker ran aground and sprung a big leak in Prudhoe bay.'

Emergency life raft.

The Ultimate Green Office!

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

Water company bonus.

How life on Earth really got its start.

Winter Weather.

"We're standing in forever chemicals."

Endangered Species - Hardly/Slightly/Extremely.

"The Nominees"

Vulture proclaims its love for highways.

'So, that's where the blue water comes from!'

"I pose as a concerned citizen, but honestly I wouldn't miss the golden marmoset if it did become extinct."

"We have to get out of here! They're saying boil ALL water!"

Have our P.R. people do a report on the beneficial effects of cyanide on river life.

"Brilliant! And then all they have to do is stop them flying at night."

"I'm an optimist. I have every confidence that global warming will be nullified by nuclear winter."

'My father carried this sign before me, as did his father before him.'

"There - now we're environmentally responsible."

New uses for excess coal

"Venice! What will climate change think of next?"

Granny's 100% All Natural Radioactive Waste

'Please inform groundskeeping that the green space is invading my personal space.'

'It's a very common plant on earth.'

Even with record Antarctic sea ice, nature finds ways to survive....

Acme Coffee Co.

Walking here to the tavern allows me to decrease my carbon footprint and increase my bourbon footprint.

"Now we know what happens when we overachieve the climate goals."

"And if what they say about global warming is true you should have year round use of the pool by 2075."

"I don't care about the pollution... you can't deliver babies dressed like that."

"Better imaginary than extinct."

'That's the Government for you every time.'