Environmental Satire Appreciators Gifts

'Oi! Are you looking at my 'berg?'

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

Mikado

How life on Earth really got its start.

Winter Weather.

"We're standing in forever chemicals."

"The Nominees"

Vulture proclaims its love for highways.

'So, that's where the blue water comes from!'

"We have to get out of here! They're saying boil ALL water!"

"I pose as a concerned citizen, but honestly I wouldn't miss the golden marmoset if it did become extinct."

Have our P.R. people do a report on the beneficial effects of cyanide on river life.

"I'm an optimist. I have every confidence that global warming will be nullified by nuclear winter."

'My father carried this sign before me, as did his father before him.'

"There - now we're environmentally responsible."

New uses for excess coal

"Venice! What will climate change think of next?"

Granny's 100% All Natural Radioactive Waste

'Please inform groundskeeping that the green space is invading my personal space.'

Acme Coffee Co.

'It's a very common plant on earth.'

"Now we know what happens when we overachieve the climate goals."

The Ultimate Green Office!

"And if what they say about global warming is true you should have year round use of the pool by 2075."

"I don't care about the pollution... you can't deliver babies dressed like that."

'That's the Government for you every time.'

'A long time ago we couldn't breathe their atmosphere..now it's really great!'

"Killing the environment with sackfuls of gift tat, i-gadgets, single-use packaging, and novelty socks - anything other than: 'Ho-Ho-Ho!' to add to your defense?"

'We're polluting our ozone. Our icecaps are getting bigger, the oceans are shrinking....All because of our addiction to oxygen!'

'We may be in trouble - the environment people have cited us as a hazardous waste site.'

'Uh-oh... Bad make-up accident?' 'No, oil tanker disaster.'

"Mrs. Santa Claus wants a divorce, the elves in my workshop is on strike, the reindeer just hate me and global warming makes my place in the North Pole melt!"

'This is a sample of the dolphin skin we're using to bind the sustainability report.'

Recycle your problems. Many of our neuroses, hang-ups and character defects can be re-used by others.