Environmental Satire Fans Gifts

Acme Coffee Co.

Smoking and non-smoking sides of a Volcano.

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

How life on Earth really got its start.

"We're standing in forever chemicals."

"The Nominees"

Vulture proclaims its love for highways.

'So, that's where the blue water comes from!'

"We have to get out of here! They're saying boil ALL water!"

"I pose as a concerned citizen, but honestly I wouldn't miss the golden marmoset if it did become extinct."

Have our P.R. people do a report on the beneficial effects of cyanide on river life.

Another hot flash?

"I'm an optimist. I have every confidence that global warming will be nullified by nuclear winter."

'My father carried this sign before me, as did his father before him.'

"Venice! What will climate change think of next?"

Granny's 100% All Natural Radioactive Waste

"There - now we're environmentally responsible."

New uses for excess coal

'He's going to a better place . . . possibly to power an '86 jetta.'

'Please inform groundskeeping that the green space is invading my personal space.'

'It's a very common plant on earth.'

Even with record Antarctic sea ice, nature finds ways to survive....

"Now we know what happens when we overachieve the climate goals."

The Ultimate Green Office!

"Okay, it's agreed, - if Trump gets elected we won't be heading south for the winter."

"And if what they say about global warming is true you should have year round use of the pool by 2075."

'Yeah we went for the hybrid car in the end. Margaret loves it.'

"I don't care about the pollution... you can't deliver babies dressed like that."

'That's the Government for you every time.'

"Killing the environment with sackfuls of gift tat, i-gadgets, single-use packaging, and novelty socks - anything other than: 'Ho-Ho-Ho!' to add to your defense?"

The Beaver Viper, found mainly in Canada, stuns its prey with a barrage of probing questions and devours the hapless beaver mid thought.

'A long time ago we couldn't breathe their atmosphere..now it's really great!'

'This is a sample of the dolphin skin we're using to bind the sustainability report.'

'Uh-oh... Bad make-up accident?' 'No, oil tanker disaster.'