Environmental Satire Fans Pillows

Acme Coffee Co.

Smoking and non-smoking sides of a Volcano.

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

How life on Earth really got its start.

"We're standing in forever chemicals."

"The Nominees"

Vulture proclaims its love for highways.

'So, that's where the blue water comes from!'

"I pose as a concerned citizen, but honestly I wouldn't miss the golden marmoset if it did become extinct."

"We have to get out of here! They're saying boil ALL water!"

Have our P.R. people do a report on the beneficial effects of cyanide on river life.

"I'm an optimist. I have every confidence that global warming will be nullified by nuclear winter."

'My father carried this sign before me, as did his father before him.'

"There - now we're environmentally responsible."

New uses for excess coal

"Venice! What will climate change think of next?"

Granny's 100% All Natural Radioactive Waste

'Please inform groundskeeping that the green space is invading my personal space.'

The Ultimate Green Office!

"Okay, it's agreed, - if Trump gets elected we won't be heading south for the winter."

'It's a very common plant on earth.'

"Now we know what happens when we overachieve the climate goals."

Even with record Antarctic sea ice, nature finds ways to survive....

"And if what they say about global warming is true you should have year round use of the pool by 2075."

'Yeah we went for the hybrid car in the end. Margaret loves it.'

"I don't care about the pollution... you can't deliver babies dressed like that."

The Beaver Viper, found mainly in Canada, stuns its prey with a barrage of probing questions and devours the hapless beaver mid thought.

'That's the Government for you every time.'

'A long time ago we couldn't breathe their atmosphere..now it's really great!'

"Killing the environment with sackfuls of gift tat, i-gadgets, single-use packaging, and novelty socks - anything other than: 'Ho-Ho-Ho!' to add to your defense?"

'We're polluting our ozone. Our icecaps are getting bigger, the oceans are shrinking....All because of our addiction to oxygen!'

'We may be in trouble - the environment people have cited us as a hazardous waste site.'

"Mrs. Santa Claus wants a divorce, the elves in my workshop is on strike, the reindeer just hate me and global warming makes my place in the North Pole melt!"

Emergency life raft.