Environmental Comedy Fans Pillows

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

'I got tired of wet feet all the time.'

"Of course it's not clean energy -- We don't have clean ANYTHING!"

Water company bonus.

"Can I get this to go in an organic, locally recycled, eco-friendly doggie bag?"

'But Honey, if we have kids, we won't be endangered anymore: We will lose all the social benefits and attention...'

Tomorrow's world 2165.

"Of course I care about the environment, I never throw any clothes away."

Where's my global warming?

"He's a keen conservationist - especially where energy and water are concerned."

'I'd say that our transport policy couldn't get any greener'

Now do you believe in global warming?!

Acme Coffee Co.

"Okay, it's agreed, - if Trump gets elected we won't be heading south for the winter."

igloo smoking zone...

"Hide? What do you mean hide? We are literally camouflage and they still eat us!"

'It's a very common plant on earth.'

World of Cow - Goldfish aren't the only ones to grow into their environments.

'Yeah we went for the hybrid car in the end. Margaret loves it.'

Prepare to meet thy recycler.

"As part of the new environmental policy management want us to introduce a paperless office, and this is how they want us to do it."

Soup art attack

'So you got the endorsement contract?'

'You do realize you're polluting the world with that thing!'

"If global warming is real, then why are winters so cold?"

Recycle your problems. Many of our neuroses, hang-ups and character defects can be re-used by others.

'How can anyone say our factory isn't green? Most of our waste is that colour!'

"The idea is simple. You pay us money and all your sins disappear! It's just like purchasing carbon offsets."

Acmeville welcomes you to leave your carbon footprint here.

If Global Warming is a left wing plot...it's a very good one.

Smoking and non-smoking sides of a Volcano.

Carbon Trading

"Wait - use a knife. It's greener."

Trash Recycle Pretend to Recycle