Environmental Comedy Lovers Pillows

'Students, this little sun began as an off shore oil spill.'

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

'I got tired of wet feet all the time.'

"Of course it's not clean energy -- We don't have clean ANYTHING!"

Water company bonus.

"Can I get this to go in an organic, locally recycled, eco-friendly doggie bag?"

'But Honey, if we have kids, we won't be endangered anymore: We will lose all the social benefits and attention...'

Endangered Species - Hardly/Slightly/Extremely.

Tomorrow's world 2165.

Where's my global warming?

"Of course I care about the environment, I never throw any clothes away."

"Brilliant! And then all they have to do is stop them flying at night."

'I'd say that our transport policy couldn't get any greener'

'So there's global warming. What possible harm could it do?'

"Pff! That orang utan's obviously a crisis actor!"

Will work for manure.

World of Cow - Goldfish aren't the only ones to grow into their environments.

"Hide? What do you mean hide? We are literally camouflage and they still eat us!"

igloo smoking zone...

Walking here to the tavern allows me to decrease my carbon footprint and increase my bourbon footprint.

'It's a very common plant on earth.'

Now do you believe in global warming?!

Prepare to meet thy recycler.

"Better imaginary than extinct."

Soup art attack

'What kind of mileage do you get?'

"There's no such thing as a vegan flytrap."

"If global warming is real, then why are winters so cold?"

Recycle your problems. Many of our neuroses, hang-ups and character defects can be re-used by others.

"As part of the new environmental policy management want us to introduce a paperless office, and this is how they want us to do it."

'How can anyone say our factory isn't green? Most of our waste is that colour!'

'...Inhabitants north of the planet have got to be stark, raving mad...'

"The idea is simple. You pay us money and all your sins disappear! It's just like purchasing carbon offsets."

Acmeville welcomes you to leave your carbon footprint here.