Eco Comedy Lovers Pillows

If Global Warming is a left wing plot...it's a very good one.

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

Water company bonus.

'But Honey, if we have kids, we won't be endangered anymore: We will lose all the social benefits and attention...'

"Of course I care about the environment, I never throw any clothes away."

Warning! Stay off the biotech lawn.

Where's my global warming?

The Joshua Tree

"Brilliant! And then all they have to do is stop them flying at night."

'So there's global warming. What possible harm could it do?'

"Pff! That orang utan's obviously a crisis actor!"

...and there's no shortage of natural gas!

Will work for manure.

igloo smoking zone...

"I'm just planting invasive species this year. Let them kill each other."

Recycle your problems. Many of our neuroses, hang-ups and character defects can be re-used by others.

'Stand-up climatologist...'

'What kind of mileage do you get?'

"There's no such thing as a vegan flytrap."

"Wait a minute. Isn't tonight the water conservation rally?"

"As part of the new environmental policy management want us to introduce a paperless office, and this is how they want us to do it."

It's not Global Warming silly: I bought a plastic plant...

We're cutting down on packaging...so open wide!

'...Inhabitants north of the planet have got to be stark, raving mad...'

'If it'll make you any happier, we're biodegradable, too.'

Tofurkey.

"The idea is simple. You pay us money and all your sins disappear! It's just like purchasing carbon offsets."

Acmeville welcomes you to leave your carbon footprint here.

"Wait - use a knife. It's greener."

No, that's a tourist - I only eat locally grown.

'Becuase of global warming reduce by 10 degrees!'

Sunblock 2025

'You and your stupid hybrid getaway car!'

"The good news is your husband is no longer producing any emissions."

"We installed the lights so the solar panels continue to work through the night."