Eco Comedy Lovers Gifts

If Global Warming is a left wing plot...it's a very good one.

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

Water company bonus.

'But Honey, if we have kids, we won't be endangered anymore: We will lose all the social benefits and attention...'

"Of course I care about the environment, I never throw any clothes away."

Where's my global warming?

Warning! Stay off the biotech lawn.

The Joshua Tree

"Brilliant! And then all they have to do is stop them flying at night."

'So there's global warming. What possible harm could it do?'

"Pff! That orang utan's obviously a crisis actor!"

...and there's no shortage of natural gas!

Will work for manure.

igloo smoking zone...

"I'm just planting invasive species this year. Let them kill each other."

"There's no such thing as a vegan flytrap."

"Wait a minute. Isn't tonight the water conservation rally?"

Recycle your problems. Many of our neuroses, hang-ups and character defects can be re-used by others.

It's not Global Warming silly: I bought a plastic plant...

'What kind of mileage do you get?'

"As part of the new environmental policy management want us to introduce a paperless office, and this is how they want us to do it."

'Stand-up climatologist...'

We're cutting down on packaging...so open wide!

'If it'll make you any happier, we're biodegradable, too.'

"The idea is simple. You pay us money and all your sins disappear! It's just like purchasing carbon offsets."

'...Inhabitants north of the planet have got to be stark, raving mad...'

Acmeville welcomes you to leave your carbon footprint here.

"Wait - use a knife. It's greener."

Sunblock 2025

"After a while, shredding documents wasn't enough."

'You and your stupid hybrid getaway car!'

'Becuase of global warming reduce by 10 degrees!'

"We installed the lights so the solar panels continue to work through the night."

"The good news is your husband is no longer producing any emissions."