Sustainable Comedy Lovers Gifts

'You and your stupid hybrid getaway car!'

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

Water company bonus.

'But Honey, if we have kids, we won't be endangered anymore: We will lose all the social benefits and attention...'

"Of course I care about the environment, I never throw any clothes away."

Where's my global warming?

"He's a keen conservationist - especially where energy and water are concerned."

"Pff! That orang utan's obviously a crisis actor!"

Paper Bath Towels.

igloo smoking zone...

'It's true! Our clothes, the curtains, the carpeting in the waiting room... they're all made out of recycled dental floss!'

Recycle your problems. Many of our neuroses, hang-ups and character defects can be re-used by others.

"As part of the new environmental policy management want us to introduce a paperless office, and this is how they want us to do it."

Well, good luck evolving, son, and don't do anything I wouldn't do! You know, like destroy the planet or something.

Despite the abundance of giant corks on the frontier, zero emission vehicles never caught on in the Old West.

Now, this is a good garden: full of weeds! The likelyhood of somebody trying to poison us here is very low...

If Global Warming is a left wing plot...it's a very good one.

"The idea is simple. You pay us money and all your sins disappear! It's just like purchasing carbon offsets."

Acmeville welcomes you to leave your carbon footprint here.

"Wait - use a knife. It's greener."

"We installed the lights so the solar panels continue to work through the night."

"There's sewage in the rivers, there's sewage in the lakes. We'd be right at home living in the country."

'I don't know... Adam's not really into organics!"

Wind Farm

Buoy with message: 'On this site will be erected a beautiful new twelve story drilling platform that will pump 10,000 barrels of oil a day'.

'With all the cards and wrapping paper, there's so much more recycling after Christmas.' (Hundreds of booze bottle behind him)

Unwanted Christmas Presents

'Global warming? I smell fish sticks!!'

"Damn! I forgot the Thermos flask."

"Last year his hair began to recede, then it was gone. I think it has something to do with global warming."

'And I say your hot air is contributing to global warming!'

As a result of an initial spelling error, Worthing inadvertantly forms the first permculture group in the UK.

'Pick your own 'Free Range' genetically modified produce'

'You and your stupid hybrid getaway car'