Environmental Comedians Pillows

"Of course I care about the environment, I never throw any clothes away."

igloo smoking zone...

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

Water company bonus.

"Can I get this to go in an organic, locally recycled, eco-friendly doggie bag?"

'But Honey, if we have kids, we won't be endangered anymore: We will lose all the social benefits and attention...'

'I don't give advice. I'm only up here because it's safer.'

'...and this is the water garden...'

Where's my global warming?

"Brilliant! And then all they have to do is stop them flying at night."

"This is a terrible table!"

'I'd say that our transport policy couldn't get any greener'

'So there's global warming. What possible harm could it do?'

'Right, you peck his left paw, I'll go for the right one.'

"Rising sea levels."

"I know that birds of a feather should flock together, but I like hanging out with you guys..."

'There! another batch of clean coal.'

Paper Bath Towels.

"Will this global warming mean we'll have longer summer vacations?"

Will work for manure.

Perfect solution. Free street lighting, and we sell the surplus to the national grid.

You Are Here.

"Let's not migrate, and just say we did.;"

An snail shell with a chimney

"Hide? What do you mean hide? We are literally camouflage and they still eat us!"

'It's a very common plant on earth.'

'What we have to do is utilize some pollution control equipment in our manufacturing of pollution control equipment.'

'The only problem with solar powered air conditioners is finding a long enough extension cord.'

'I worry that the warm glow from your sense of smug self-satisfaction could be harming the environment.'

"The water feature doubles as a plunge pool."

'I'd heard that they like to source their food locally'

"There's no such thing as a vegan flytrap."