Environmental Comedians Gifts

"Of course I care about the environment, I never throw any clothes away."

igloo smoking zone...

Striving to reduce our dependence on fossil fuels, scientists attempt to harness the energy of a toddler's tantrum.

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

Water company bonus.

"Can I get this to go in an organic, locally recycled, eco-friendly doggie bag?"

'But Honey, if we have kids, we won't be endangered anymore: We will lose all the social benefits and attention...'

'I don't give advice. I'm only up here because it's safer.'

'...and this is the water garden...'

Where's my global warming?

Climate Conference. I'm glad you enjoyed my speech, but please don't call it the "high-water mark."

"Brilliant! And then all they have to do is stop them flying at night."

"This is a terrible table!"

'It's self cleaning, and runs on natural gas.'

'I'd say that our transport policy couldn't get any greener'

'So there's global warming. What possible harm could it do?'

'Right, you peck his left paw, I'll go for the right one.'

"Rising sea levels."

"I know that birds of a feather should flock together, but I like hanging out with you guys..."

'There! another batch of clean coal.'

Paper Bath Towels.

"Will this global warming mean we'll have longer summer vacations?"

Will work for manure.

You Are Here.

Perfect solution. Free street lighting, and we sell the surplus to the national grid.

An snail shell with a chimney

"Let's not migrate, and just say we did.;"

'What we have to do is utilize some pollution control equipment in our manufacturing of pollution control equipment.'

"Hide? What do you mean hide? We are literally camouflage and they still eat us!"

'The only problem with solar powered air conditioners is finding a long enough extension cord.'

Just think! If the mall goes bust, what happens to all that paved-over land? Save our mall. We could roll up the asphalt and start a huge nature preserve. What about current wildlife? Hmm�You're right. I don't think the endangered species act covers mall rats.

'It's a very common plant on earth.'

'I'd heard that they like to source their food locally'

"The water feature doubles as a plunge pool."