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'It's not easy being green on grass!'

Striving to reduce our dependence on fossil fuels, scientists attempt to harness the energy of a toddler's tantrum.

'I got tired of wet feet all the time.'

"Of course it's not clean energy -- We don't have clean ANYTHING!"

Water company bonus.

"Can I get this to go in an organic, locally recycled, eco-friendly doggie bag?"

'But Honey, if we have kids, we won't be endangered anymore: We will lose all the social benefits and attention...'

Tomorrow's world 2165.

Climate Conference. I'm glad you enjoyed my speech, but please don't call it the "high-water mark."

Where's my global warming?

"Of course I care about the environment, I never throw any clothes away."

"He's a keen conservationist - especially where energy and water are concerned."

'I'd say that our transport policy couldn't get any greener'

igloo smoking zone...

"Okay, it's agreed, - if Trump gets elected we won't be heading south for the winter."

"Hide? What do you mean hide? We are literally camouflage and they still eat us!"

'It's a very common plant on earth.'

Now do you believe in global warming?!

World of Cow - Goldfish aren't the only ones to grow into their environments.

Acme Coffee Co.

Prepare to meet thy recycler.

'Yeah we went for the hybrid car in the end. Margaret loves it.'

'So you got the endorsement contract?'

"If global warming is real, then why are winters so cold?"

Soup art attack

Recycle your problems. Many of our neuroses, hang-ups and character defects can be re-used by others.

'You do realize you're polluting the world with that thing!'

"As part of the new environmental policy management want us to introduce a paperless office, and this is how they want us to do it."

'How can anyone say our factory isn't green? Most of our waste is that colour!'

If Global Warming is a left wing plot...it's a very good one.

"The idea is simple. You pay us money and all your sins disappear! It's just like purchasing carbon offsets."

Acmeville welcomes you to leave your carbon footprint here.

Smoking and non-smoking sides of a Volcano.

Carbon Trading

"Wait - use a knife. It's greener."