Environmental Comedy T-Shirts

'But Honey, if we have kids, we won't be endangered anymore: We will lose all the social benefits and attention...'

"Damn! I forgot the Thermos flask."

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

'I got tired of wet feet all the time.'

"Of course it's not clean energy -- We don't have clean ANYTHING!"

Water company bonus.

"Can I get this to go in an organic, locally recycled, eco-friendly doggie bag?"

'I don't give advice. I'm only up here because it's safer.'

'...and this is the water garden...'

Where's my global warming?

"Of course I care about the environment, I never throw any clothes away."

"Brilliant! And then all they have to do is stop them flying at night."

"This is a terrible table!"

'I'd say that our transport policy couldn't get any greener'

'So there's global warming. What possible harm could it do?'

"Rising sea levels."

'There! another batch of clean coal.'

"Will this global warming mean we'll have longer summer vacations?"

Will work for manure.

Perfect solution. Free street lighting, and we sell the surplus to the national grid.

You Are Here.

World of Cow - Goldfish aren't the only ones to grow into their environments.

"Let's not migrate, and just say we did.;"

'What we have to do is utilize some pollution control equipment in our manufacturing of pollution control equipment.'

"Hide? What do you mean hide? We are literally camouflage and they still eat us!"

Now do you believe in global warming?!

'It's a very common plant on earth.'

"No, I don't recycle."

An snail shell with a chimney

'The only problem with solar powered air conditioners is finding a long enough extension cord.'

igloo smoking zone...

Prepare to meet thy recycler.