Environmental Humor T-Shirts

'It's an extinction notice.'

'I got tired of wet feet all the time.'

"Of course it's not clean energy -- We don't have clean ANYTHING!"

'But Honey, if we have kids, we won't be endangered anymore: We will lose all the social benefits and attention...'

'I don't give advice. I'm only up here because it's safer.'

Endangered Species - Hardly/Slightly/Extremely.

Tomorrow's world 2165.

'...and this is the water garden...'

Warning! Stay off the biotech lawn.

This is where Brent council sends you

"This is a terrible table!"

'...the downside, of course, is that I can't get the damn thing in the garage.'

"Rising sea levels."

'There! another batch of clean coal.'

"Will this global warming mean we'll have longer summer vacations?"

You Are Here.

Perfect solution. Free street lighting, and we sell the surplus to the national grid.

Walking here to the tavern allows me to decrease my carbon footprint and increase my bourbon footprint.

"I'm doing my part to conserve electricity."

An snail shell with a chimney

This summer, Mother Nature goes nuts.

World of Cow - Goldfish aren't the only ones to grow into their environments.

"Let's not migrate, and just say we did.;"

'It is fuel efficient, but my ego feels crunched.'

'The only problem with solar powered air conditioners is finding a long enough extension cord.'

"Okay, it's agreed, - if Trump gets elected we won't be heading south for the winter."

Now do you believe in global warming?!

'What we have to do is utilize some pollution control equipment in our manufacturing of pollution control equipment.'

"No, I don't recycle."

Prepare to meet thy recycler.

'Yeah we went for the hybrid car in the end. Margaret loves it.'

"Better imaginary than extinct."

Global Warming.