Environmentalist Humor T-Shirts

Prepare to meet thy recycler.

We sent the lead to China.

"Of course it's not clean energy -- We don't have clean ANYTHING!"

Soup art attack

World of Cow - Goldfish aren't the only ones to grow into their environments.

"If global warming is real, then why are winters so cold?"

Now do you believe in global warming?!

STOP GLOBAL WARMING!, 'Let's call it a day before we get frostbite.'

'I got tired of wet feet all the time.'

'DON'T say the o-word!'

Striving to reduce our dependence on fossil fuels, scientists attempt to harness the energy of a toddler's tantrum.

'It's an extinction notice.'

"Can I get this to go in an organic, locally recycled, eco-friendly doggie bag?"

'But Honey, if we have kids, we won't be endangered anymore: We will lose all the social benefits and attention...'

Recycling bottle bank.

Endangered Species - Hardly/Slightly/Extremely.

'I don't give advice. I'm only up here because it's safer.'

"I didn't see the coffee table in the middle of the room, due to my visual impairment, caused by the rubbish light emitted by the government approved 150 watt energy saving bulb in my apartment..."

Tomorrow's world 2165.

'...and this is the water garden...'

Climate Conference. I'm glad you enjoyed my speech, but please don't call it the "high-water mark."

"I wouldn't take the name 'dog strangling vine' literally."

This is where Brent council sends you

Oil Spill Hits Wall St.

'It's self cleaning, and runs on natural gas.'

"This is a terrible table!"

'...the downside, of course, is that I can't get the damn thing in the garage.'

'I'd say that our transport policy couldn't get any greener'

It's on. My new favorite game show! Welcome to: Garbage, recycling or compost?! Dana from New York you can walk away with $10,000 or try to double the green! Double, please. Okay, Dana, here's your object: A takeout container from a local restaurant. Garbage, recycling or compost? Geez. I'm guessing it would depend on whether it's got some cardboard or it's fully biodegradable. Final answer? Recycling. Wrong. Garbage! I knew it. Ridicule her! You've lost your green, loser! I'm sorry. I try so ha

"Rising sea levels."

'There! another batch of clean coal.'

"Will this global warming mean we'll have longer summer vacations?"

Perfect solution. Free street lighting, and we sell the surplus to the national grid.

You Are Here.

"Hide? What do you mean hide? We are literally camouflage and they still eat us!"