Environmentalist Humorist T-Shirts

"Oil! We're rich!"

Global Warming.

"We're on the brink of extinction and best scientists can do is suggest we go from briefs to boxers."

'It's an extinction notice.'

Hire car is overtaken and dominated by 4x4 'Higher car'.

Naomi Seibt

"This granny's trash rivals the food I've had in the back alleys of fancy five-star restaurants."

The government issues plans to make cars useless for terrorists!

Eco-friendly mobile.

'I'm an arsonist. I'm supposed to leave a large carbon footprint.'

'They can't help smelling like that -- they're biodegradable.'

"First it was global cooling, then it was acid rain, now it's global warming. I think they're full of crap."

Senator Jones was given a Ticker-tape Parade for Passing the Paper Conservation Act

There goes another one through the hole in the ozone layer.

Old woman putting cats in a 'Recycled litter' bin

'Bring out your biodegradeables.'

This is where Brent council sends you

"We are not here to condemn deadly industrial cigarette ingredients! We just want to know - did you or did you not create the tobacco plant?"

'Replace toxic waste. Toxic goo sounds more playful and far less threatening.'

"I'm doing my part to conserve electricity."

"I daren't cut that lot down. I'd probably alter the whole eco-system."

(Do not step on or in any other way offend the grass)

"I thought it was tree fellers?"

"I'm training for the 250 Iditarod."

Let's Militarize Climate Change!

Striving to reduce our dependence on fossil fuels, scientists attempt to harness the energy of a toddler's tantrum.

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

'I got tired of wet feet all the time.'

"Of course it's not clean energy -- We don't have clean ANYTHING!"

How life on Earth really got its start.

"Can I get this to go in an organic, locally recycled, eco-friendly doggie bag?"

"We're standing in forever chemicals."

"I didn't see the coffee table in the middle of the room, due to my visual impairment, caused by the rubbish light emitted by the government approved 150 watt energy saving bulb in my apartment..."

"The Nominees"

'I don't give advice. I'm only up here because it's safer.'