Environmentalist Humor Prints

Prepare to meet thy recycler.

We sent the lead to China.

"Of course it's not clean energy -- We don't have clean ANYTHING!"

Soup art attack

World of Cow - Goldfish aren't the only ones to grow into their environments.

"If global warming is real, then why are winters so cold?"

Now do you believe in global warming?!

STOP GLOBAL WARMING!, 'Let's call it a day before we get frostbite.'

'I got tired of wet feet all the time.'

'It's an extinction notice.'

"Can I get this to go in an organic, locally recycled, eco-friendly doggie bag?"

'But Honey, if we have kids, we won't be endangered anymore: We will lose all the social benefits and attention...'

Endangered Species - Hardly/Slightly/Extremely.

"I didn't see the coffee table in the middle of the room, due to my visual impairment, caused by the rubbish light emitted by the government approved 150 watt energy saving bulb in my apartment..."

'I don't give advice. I'm only up here because it's safer.'

Recycling bottle bank.

Tomorrow's world 2165.

'...and this is the water garden...'

"I wouldn't take the name 'dog strangling vine' literally."

This is where Brent council sends you

Oil Spill Hits Wall St.

"This is a terrible table!"

'I'd say that our transport policy couldn't get any greener'

'...the downside, of course, is that I can't get the damn thing in the garage.'

"Rising sea levels."

'There! another batch of clean coal.'

"Will this global warming mean we'll have longer summer vacations?"

You Are Here.

Perfect solution. Free street lighting, and we sell the surplus to the national grid.

"I'm doing my part to conserve electricity."

'It's a very common plant on earth.'

'What we have to do is utilize some pollution control equipment in our manufacturing of pollution control equipment.'

'The only problem with solar powered air conditioners is finding a long enough extension cord.'

"Hide? What do you mean hide? We are literally camouflage and they still eat us!"

"Your DNA test came back – you're 49% from the Amazon, 49% from the Caribbean, and 2% from some plastics plant in Texas."