Environmental Humor Gifts

It's on. My new favorite game show! Welcome to: Garbage, recycling or compost?! Dana from New York you can walk away with $10,000 or try to double the green! Double, please. Okay, Dana, here's your object: A takeout container from a local restaurant. Garbage, recycling or compost? Geez. I'm guessing it would depend on whether it's got some cardboard or it's fully biodegradable. Final answer? Recycling. Wrong. Garbage! I knew it. Ridicule her! You've lost your green, loser! I'm sorry. I try so ha

'It's an extinction notice.'

'I got tired of wet feet all the time.'

"Of course it's not clean energy -- We don't have clean ANYTHING!"

'But Honey, if we have kids, we won't be endangered anymore: We will lose all the social benefits and attention...'

'I don't give advice. I'm only up here because it's safer.'

Endangered Species - Hardly/Slightly/Extremely.

Tomorrow's world 2165.

'...and this is the water garden...'

Warning! Stay off the biotech lawn.

This is where Brent council sends you

"This is a terrible table!"

'It's self cleaning, and runs on natural gas.'

'...the downside, of course, is that I can't get the damn thing in the garage.'

"Rising sea levels."

'There! another batch of clean coal.'

"Will this global warming mean we'll have longer summer vacations?"

You Are Here.

Perfect solution. Free street lighting, and we sell the surplus to the national grid.

An snail shell with a chimney

"No, I don't recycle."

Just think! If the mall goes bust, what happens to all that paved-over land? Save our mall. We could roll up the asphalt and start a huge nature preserve. What about current wildlife? Hmm�You're right. I don't think the endangered species act covers mall rats.

Now do you believe in global warming?!

'It is fuel efficient, but my ego feels crunched.'

"Let's not migrate, and just say we did.;"

'The only problem with solar powered air conditioners is finding a long enough extension cord.'

"Okay, it's agreed, - if Trump gets elected we won't be heading south for the winter."

"I'm doing my part to conserve electricity."

World of Cow - Goldfish aren't the only ones to grow into their environments.

'What we have to do is utilize some pollution control equipment in our manufacturing of pollution control equipment.'

Walking here to the tavern allows me to decrease my carbon footprint and increase my bourbon footprint.

This summer, Mother Nature goes nuts.

'Yeah we went for the hybrid car in the end. Margaret loves it.'

Prepare to meet thy recycler.

Global Warming.