Environmental Issues Humor Gifts

"I'm a green thief."

'It's an extinction notice.'

'I got tired of wet feet all the time.'

"Of course it's not clean energy -- We don't have clean ANYTHING!"

"Can I get this to go in an organic, locally recycled, eco-friendly doggie bag?"

'But Honey, if we have kids, we won't be endangered anymore: We will lose all the social benefits and attention...'

Endangered Species - Hardly/Slightly/Extremely.

Recycling bottle bank.

'I don't give advice. I'm only up here because it's safer.'

Tomorrow's world 2165.

'...and this is the water garden...'

This is where Brent council sends you

"This is a terrible table!"

'...the downside, of course, is that I can't get the damn thing in the garage.'

'I'd say that our transport policy couldn't get any greener'

"Rising sea levels."

'There! another batch of clean coal.'

"Will this global warming mean we'll have longer summer vacations?"

Perfect solution. Free street lighting, and we sell the surplus to the national grid.

You Are Here.

"Let's not migrate, and just say we did.;"

Cactus Huggers

"No, I don't recycle."

This summer, Mother Nature goes nuts.

'The only problem with solar powered air conditioners is finding a long enough extension cord.'

"Hide? What do you mean hide? We are literally camouflage and they still eat us!"

'What we have to do is utilize some pollution control equipment in our manufacturing of pollution control equipment.'

Now do you believe in global warming?!

An snail shell with a chimney

World of Cow - Goldfish aren't the only ones to grow into their environments.

'It's a very common plant on earth.'