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Carbon Trading

Trash Recycle Pretend to Recycle

In a world gone wireless.

'I'd say that our transport policy couldn't get any greener'

'No hand signals ... but I may empty my ash tray from time to time.'

'How can anyone say our factory isn't green? Most of our waste is that colour!'

'It's a very common plant on earth.'

Walking Stick Birthdays

Self thinning forest

"Did you hear about Herb? He got recycled!"

Skip in a bottle

"Hide? What do you mean hide? We are literally camouflage and they still eat us!"

'is that sand even clean?'

'The abominable snowman is up there with his beach chair and umbrella, trying to cool off.'

'I am sending a very strong letter to the council about our wheelie bin.'

Offset your carbon emissions and Trash an SUV.

Striving to reduce our dependence on fossil fuels, scientists attempt to harness the energy of a toddler's tantrum.

Recycling Igloo

'Geoffrey is pulling up trees in the Countryside Commission.'

Climate Conference. I'm glad you enjoyed my speech, but please don't call it the "high-water mark."

"Oh, well. At least my family will have some consolation in the fact that I went green."

"Can I get this to go in an organic, locally recycled, eco-friendly doggie bag?"

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

'It's an extinction notice.'

'I got tired of wet feet all the time.'

"Of course it's not clean energy -- We don't have clean ANYTHING!"

Water company bonus.

'But Honey, if we have kids, we won't be endangered anymore: We will lose all the social benefits and attention...'

'I don't give advice. I'm only up here because it's safer.'

"I didn't see the coffee table in the middle of the room, due to my visual impairment, caused by the rubbish light emitted by the government approved 150 watt energy saving bulb in my apartment..."

'...and this is the water garden...'

"Of course I care about the environment, I never throw any clothes away."

"I wouldn't take the name 'dog strangling vine' literally."

Where's my global warming?