Eco-friendly Comedian T-Shirts

"Today is Earth Day! A day to restore wildlife habitats to their original condition!"

Striving to reduce our dependence on fossil fuels, scientists attempt to harness the energy of a toddler's tantrum.

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

'It's an extinction notice.'

Look! Up in the sky! It's absurd! It's inane! It's Malaprop Man! Malaprop Man, I hear you're fighting climate change now. Yes starting with solo panels, I'm reducing greenhouse guesses! I'm investing in buttery technology. I'm going to have windmeals. And of course, I've stopped drinking cola. Why is that? I'll have a smaller carbonated footprint!

"Can I get this to go in an organic, locally recycled, eco-friendly doggie bag?"

'I'm dreaming of a green Christmas, with every recycled Christmas card I write...'

"I didn't see the coffee table in the middle of the room, due to my visual impairment, caused by the rubbish light emitted by the government approved 150 watt energy saving bulb in my apartment..."

'I don't give advice. I'm only up here because it's safer.'

'...and this is the water garden...'

"Of course I care about the environment, I never throw any clothes away."

"I wouldn't take the name 'dog strangling vine' literally."

Where's my global warming?

Climate Conference. I'm glad you enjoyed my speech, but please don't call it the "high-water mark."

' I think I'm evolving due to global warming.'

"Brilliant! And then all they have to do is stop them flying at night."

Oil Spill Hits Wall St.

The Joshua Tree

This is where Brent council sends you

"I modified the symbol for accuracy."

'It's self cleaning, and runs on natural gas.'

"This is a terrible table!"

'I'd say that our transport policy couldn't get any greener'

'So there's global warming. What possible harm could it do?'

"Rising sea levels."

'There! another batch of clean coal.'

Paper Bath Towels.

"Will this global warming mean we'll have longer summer vacations?"

...and there's no shortage of natural gas!

Will work for manure.

You Are Here.

Perfect solution. Free street lighting, and we sell the surplus to the national grid.

"Hide? What do you mean hide? We are literally camouflage and they still eat us!"

"I'm doing my part to conserve electricity."

'The only problem with solar powered air conditioners is finding a long enough extension cord.'