Eco-conscious Comedian T-Shirts

"Wait - use a knife. It's greener."

Buoy with message: 'On this site will be erected a beautiful new twelve story drilling platform that will pump 10,000 barrels of oil a day'.

"If we're going dairy-free, does that mean you-know-who goes back to the barn?"

"The idea is simple. You pay us money and all your sins disappear! It's just like purchasing carbon offsets."

Where's my global warming?

Acmeville welcomes you to leave your carbon footprint here.

'And I say your hot air is contributing to global warming!'

Acid Rain joke

'Pick your own 'Free Range' genetically modified produce'

"We installed the lights so the solar panels continue to work through the night."

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

'It's an extinction notice.'

Winter Weather.

"Can I get this to go in an organic, locally recycled, eco-friendly doggie bag?"

"I didn't see the coffee table in the middle of the room, due to my visual impairment, caused by the rubbish light emitted by the government approved 150 watt energy saving bulb in my apartment..."

'I don't give advice. I'm only up here because it's safer.'

'...and this is the water garden...'

"I wouldn't take the name 'dog strangling vine' literally."

"Of course I care about the environment, I never throw any clothes away."

' I think I'm evolving due to global warming.'

Oil Spill Hits Wall St.

The Joshua Tree

"I modified the symbol for accuracy."

This is where Brent council sends you

"Brilliant! And then all they have to do is stop them flying at night."

"This is a terrible table!"

'So there's global warming. What possible harm could it do?'

'I'd say that our transport policy couldn't get any greener'

"Rising sea levels."

'There! another batch of clean coal.'

Paper Bath Towels.

"Will this global warming mean we'll have longer summer vacations?"

Will work for manure.

...and there's no shortage of natural gas!

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