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'So that's where he gets his jokes from!'

'I don't know... Adam's not really into organics!"

Unwanted Christmas Presents

"He's the head of our company's energy conservation department."

Despite the abundance of giant corks on the frontier, zero emission vehicles never caught on in the Old West.

Now, this is a good garden: full of weeds! The likelyhood of somebody trying to poison us here is very low...

"Last year his hair began to recede, then it was gone. I think it has something to do with global warming."

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

'It's an extinction notice.'

"Can I get this to go in an organic, locally recycled, eco-friendly doggie bag?"

The new green legislature requires methane mitigation.

"I didn't see the coffee table in the middle of the room, due to my visual impairment, caused by the rubbish light emitted by the government approved 150 watt energy saving bulb in my apartment..."

'I don't give advice. I'm only up here because it's safer.'

'...and this is the water garden...'

Where's my global warming?

"Technically, He's supposed to generate more energy than he uses."

"I wouldn't take the name 'dog strangling vine' literally."

"Brilliant! And then all they have to do is stop them flying at night."

Oil Spill Hits Wall St.

The Joshua Tree

"I modified the symbol for accuracy."

This is where Brent council sends you

"This is a terrible table!"

'So there's global warming. What possible harm could it do?'

'I'd say that our transport policy couldn't get any greener'

"Rising sea levels."

"Pff! That orang utan's obviously a crisis actor!"

'There! another batch of clean coal.'

"Will this global warming mean we'll have longer summer vacations?"

...and there's no shortage of natural gas!

Will work for manure.

Perfect solution. Free street lighting, and we sell the surplus to the national grid.

You Are Here.

"Let's not migrate, and just say we did.;"