Environmental Satirists Gifts

Entering Shangri-La - Pollution Alert Level: Severe, Jobless Rate:50%, Flood Danger: High, Radioactivity Level: Extreme, Road Conditions: Dangerous.

SUV has a drinking problem.

'So, that's where the blue water comes from!'

'Please inform groundskeeping that the green space is invading my personal space.'

Party Like the Temperature is 1999

Man in Gas-Guzzling Car wearing Gas Mask

Intellectual Property

Cull people who like plastic plants.

"I had no idea he runs on solar power."

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

'It's an extinction notice.'

Burmese pythons discussing a complete invasion.

How life on Earth really got its start.

Winter Weather.

'It's not as easy as you think - saddle sores, bursitis in the shoulder, pigeons...'

'I'm an atheist!'

"We're standing in forever chemicals."

"The Nominees"

'Where do you see yourself in five minutes?'

Vulture proclaims its love for highways.

"We have to get out of here! They're saying boil ALL water!"

"I pose as a concerned citizen, but honestly I wouldn't miss the golden marmoset if it did become extinct."

Have our P.R. people do a report on the beneficial effects of cyanide on river life.

'Oh yeah? Well I'm not crazy about your humming, either!'

Another hot flash?

This is where Brent council sends you

Glimpses One Dollar

"Brilliant! And then all they have to do is stop them flying at night."

"I'm an optimist. I have every confidence that global warming will be nullified by nuclear winter."

'My father carried this sign before me, as did his father before him.'

"An iceberg the size of Connecticut broke off from Antarctica? How do the taxes compare?"

"There - now we're environmentally responsible."

New uses for excess coal

"Venice! What will climate change think of next?"

Granny's 100% All Natural Radioactive Waste