Environmental Satirists Mugs

SUV has a drinking problem.

'So, that's where the blue water comes from!'

'Please inform groundskeeping that the green space is invading my personal space.'

Man in Gas-Guzzling Car wearing Gas Mask

Intellectual Property

Cull people who like plastic plants.

"I had no idea he runs on solar power."

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

'It's an extinction notice.'

Burmese pythons discussing a complete invasion.

How life on Earth really got its start.

Winter Weather.

'I'm an atheist!'

'It's not as easy as you think - saddle sores, bursitis in the shoulder, pigeons...'

"We're standing in forever chemicals."

"The Nominees"

'Where do you see yourself in five minutes?'

Vulture proclaims its love for highways.

"We have to get out of here! They're saying boil ALL water!"

"I pose as a concerned citizen, but honestly I wouldn't miss the golden marmoset if it did become extinct."

Have our P.R. people do a report on the beneficial effects of cyanide on river life.

"Brilliant! And then all they have to do is stop them flying at night."

Glimpses One Dollar

This is where Brent council sends you

'Oh yeah? Well I'm not crazy about your humming, either!'

"I'm an optimist. I have every confidence that global warming will be nullified by nuclear winter."

'My father carried this sign before me, as did his father before him.'

"There - now we're environmentally responsible."

New uses for excess coal

Granny's 100% All Natural Radioactive Waste

"Venice! What will climate change think of next?"

"An iceberg the size of Connecticut broke off from Antarctica? How do the taxes compare?"

"Hey Maurice! Take the menu, replace 'dish of the day' with 'local free range speciality' and double the price!"

'It's a very common plant on earth.'

"Hide? What do you mean hide? We are literally camouflage and they still eat us!"