Planet-saving Satirists Mugs

'I wouldn't consider you an environmentalist when your hybrid runs on half crude oil and half coal.'

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

How life on Earth really got its start.

Winter Weather.

'I'm an atheist!'

"We're standing in forever chemicals."

"The Nominees"

Vulture proclaims its love for highways.

'So, that's where the blue water comes from!'

"I pose as a concerned citizen, but honestly I wouldn't miss the golden marmoset if it did become extinct."

"We have to get out of here! They're saying boil ALL water!"

Have our P.R. people do a report on the beneficial effects of cyanide on river life.

Another hot flash?

"Brilliant! And then all they have to do is stop them flying at night."

'Oh yeah? Well I'm not crazy about your humming, either!'

"I'm an optimist. I have every confidence that global warming will be nullified by nuclear winter."

'My father carried this sign before me, as did his father before him.'

Granny's 100% All Natural Radioactive Waste

"There - now we're environmentally responsible."

"An iceberg the size of Connecticut broke off from Antarctica? How do the taxes compare?"

New uses for excess coal

"Venice! What will climate change think of next?"

'Please inform groundskeeping that the green space is invading my personal space.'

"Hey Maurice! Take the menu, replace 'dish of the day' with 'local free range speciality' and double the price!"

Born Cynical,,,,

'It's a very common plant on earth.'

'How I love Global Warming... Otherwise, it would be necassary to look for a -BLEEARGH!- serious job!'

"Now we know what happens when we overachieve the climate goals."

"And if what they say about global warming is true you should have year round use of the pool by 2075."

"I don't care about the pollution... you can't deliver babies dressed like that."

'A long time ago we couldn't breathe their atmosphere..now it's really great!'

'That's the Government for you every time.'

'This is a sample of the dolphin skin we're using to bind the sustainability report.'

'Uh-oh... Bad make-up accident?' 'No, oil tanker disaster.'