Environmental Satirist Mugs

"And if what they say about global warming is true you should have year round use of the pool by 2075."

'One day this will all be yours son!'

How life on Earth really got its start.

"As you can see, it's prime real-estate: Within walking distance of the sewerage-outlet..."

"Good news! We've been selected as a potential burial site for nuclear waste."

'My father carried this sign before me, as did his father before him.'

Vulture proclaims its love for highways.

"Look, I think it's a cute idea, but the salespeople say there's not market for a big color pop-up book of toxic waste."

'Brian's decided to reduce his carbolic foot-print.'

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

"I don't care about the pollution... you can't deliver babies dressed like that."

'A long time ago we couldn't breathe their atmosphere..now it's really great!'

Have our P.R. people do a report on the beneficial effects of cyanide on river life.

"And for another fifty bucks, I can put you in a brand new Hummer."

Have you had your dioxin today?

'It comes with it's own oil well.'

Free Oil.

"I understand it all started with tranquilliser darts."

'That's the Government for you every time.'

"We're standing in forever chemicals."

Strip mine view

"I was rather hoping a Passaic River School might form, but so far it's just me."

Aa fair indication of how we're treating the environment

Just In - Untreated Sewage Blobs

'They're still cheaper overseas.'

Lovers Leap - Land on Rubbish.

'Ugh! You and your low carbon lifestyle.'

Litter/Condoms.

'Splurgh here says there's a hole in their ozone layer...'

"Of course, you're probably concerned with mileage and the gas prices. . ."

Paperbank instructions: 1 - Lift lid; 2 - Neatly stack paper; 3 - If full scatter paper in road.

Keystone Fireman

See? We told you global warming was a hoax.

"I pose as a concerned citizen, but honestly I wouldn't miss the golden marmoset if it did become extinct."

"There - now we're environmentally responsible."