Nature Satirists Mugs

'I'm an atheist!'

Born Cynical,,,,

'Oh yeah? Well I'm not crazy about your humming, either!'

Cool comb over dude!

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

'That's one hell of a cat-flap Harry. You must have a big cat, heh, heh.'

Try me/try me/try me...

'Wow, Jimmy, that's pretty good!'

Grizzly bears are gregarious animals.

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

Burmese pythons discussing a complete invasion.

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

"Get out of my face!"

How life on Earth really got its start.

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

'Pray for me.'

"I'm fascinated by body language."

"Did you just do a rooster?"

Slug Bait- snails love it

'It's not as easy as you think - saddle sores, bursitis in the shoulder, pigeons...'

'We have Vanilla, Chocolate and Strawberry on your choice of Cedar, Oak or Elm cone...'

"Toadstool you say? No, this is snailstool now!"

"So, I've heard you call yourself 'King of the Jungle'! Based on what criteria exactly?"

"Promise me that if I die first you won't eat me."

Just a little seasoning...

Birds on a wire, "Bernie?...Oh he's gone cable!"

"We're standing in forever chemicals."

'Have you had a brazilian?'

"The Nominees"

'Humans do it, why couldn't we? Instead of chasing food, we could breed it: It's all explained in my report...'

"At least you don’t need a wetsuit."

'Well doctor that will be the Mabato Tree Snake.'

"Bob wait, let's do the survey first! Sir, on a scale of 1, poor, to 10, excellent, how would you rate our chase today?"