Nature's Satirist Mugs

Genetically modified chicken.

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

'Wow, Jimmy, that's pretty good!'

'That's one hell of a cat-flap Harry. You must have a big cat, heh, heh.'

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

Grizzly bears are gregarious animals.

Sock Puppet in Literature

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

Try me/try me/try me...

Burmese pythons discussing a complete invasion.

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

"Get out of my face!"

'My goodness,Ralph,let him have it.It's only a measly old meal worm.'

How life on Earth really got its start.

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

'Pray for me.'

"I'm fascinated by body language."

"Did you just do a rooster?"

Slug Bait- snails love it

'I'm an atheist!'

Man looks at huge dinosaur fossil in garden, saying: 'It looks great in the rockery, but don't you think you should call the Natural History Museum?'

'It's not as easy as you think - saddle sores, bursitis in the shoulder, pigeons...'

"Peach fuzz. How does a nectarine know when it reaches puberty?"

'We have Vanilla, Chocolate and Strawberry on your choice of Cedar, Oak or Elm cone...'

"Toadstool you say? No, this is snailstool now!"

"So, I've heard you call yourself 'King of the Jungle'! Based on what criteria exactly?"

"Promise me that if I die first you won't eat me."

Just a little seasoning...

Birds on a wire, "Bernie?...Oh he's gone cable!"