Nature's Satirist T-Shirts

Genetically modified chicken.

"My dad says we eat honey 'cause it has lots of vitamin Bee."

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

Deer Season Open.

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

Grizzly bears are gregarious animals.

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

Sock Puppet in Literature

Try me/try me/try me...

'That's one hell of a cat-flap Harry. You must have a big cat, heh, heh.'

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

'Wow, Jimmy, that's pretty good!'

Burmese pythons discussing a complete invasion.

I told you we were late!

'My goodness,Ralph,let him have it.It's only a measly old meal worm.'

"Get out of my face!"

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

Chicken soup for the sole.

How life on Earth really got its start.

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

Happy birthday Dung Beetle

"I'm fascinated by body language."

'Pray for me.'

"Did you just do a rooster?"

'It's not as easy as you think - saddle sores, bursitis in the shoulder, pigeons...'

Slug Bait- snails love it

'I'm an atheist!'

Man looks at huge dinosaur fossil in garden, saying: 'It looks great in the rockery, but don't you think you should call the Natural History Museum?'

"Toadstool you say? No, this is snailstool now!"

"Peach fuzz. How does a nectarine know when it reaches puberty?"

'We have Vanilla, Chocolate and Strawberry on your choice of Cedar, Oak or Elm cone...'

"So, I've heard you call yourself 'King of the Jungle'! Based on what criteria exactly?"

"Promise me that if I die first you won't eat me."

Just a little seasoning...