Genetically modified chicken.
Nature's Satirist Gifts
Looking for a gift for a nature enthusiast with a sharp sense of humor? Our collection features clever and amusing items that highlight the humorous acerbity of nature. Whether they love hiking, wildlife, or environmental commentary, our products make a witty nod to the humorous twists of Mother Earth. Ideal for anyone who appreciates the lighter, satirical side of the natural world, these gifts combine style with a good laugh, celebrating nature’s quirks and surprises.
"My dad says we eat honey 'cause it has lots of vitamin Bee."
'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'
Deer Season Open.
'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'
'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'
Grizzly bears are gregarious animals.
Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!
Sock Puppet in Literature
Try me/try me/try me...
'That's one hell of a cat-flap Harry. You must have a big cat, heh, heh.'
"Walking erect is very trendy now."
'Wow, Jimmy, that's pretty good!'
Burmese pythons discussing a complete invasion.
I told you we were late!
'My goodness,Ralph,let him have it.It's only a measly old meal worm.'
"Get out of my face!"
"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"
Chicken soup for the sole.
How life on Earth really got its start.
"...and she said 'MOO!'"
Happy birthday Dung Beetle
"I'm fascinated by body language."
'Pray for me.'
"Did you just do a rooster?"
'It's not as easy as you think - saddle sores, bursitis in the shoulder, pigeons...'
Slug Bait- snails love it
'I'm an atheist!'
Man looks at huge dinosaur fossil in garden, saying: 'It looks great in the rockery, but don't you think you should call the Natural History Museum?'
"Toadstool you say? No, this is snailstool now!"
"Peach fuzz. How does a nectarine know when it reaches puberty?"
'We have Vanilla, Chocolate and Strawberry on your choice of Cedar, Oak or Elm cone...'
"So, I've heard you call yourself 'King of the Jungle'! Based on what criteria exactly?"
"Promise me that if I die first you won't eat me."
Just a little seasoning...
Nature's Satirist Gifts Collection
Nature's Satirist Mugs
Discover more witty and humorous mugs in our 'Nature's Satirist' collection, perfect for brightening your morning or as a thoughtful gift.
Nature's Satirist Pillows
Relax in style with our 'Nature's Satirist' pillows—adding a humorous touch to any living space or outdoor lounge.
Nature's Satirist Prints
Explore our collection of 'Nature's Satirist' prints to add a witty and artistic flair to your home decor.
Nature's Satirist T-Shirts
Browse our 'Nature's Satirist' t-shirts for clever designs that bring humor and nature together in every wear.