Humorist With A Nature Twist Gifts

Despite everyone's best efforts, the peace talks quickly broke down.

"My dad says we eat honey 'cause it has lots of vitamin Bee."

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

Deer Season Open.

'It's an extinction notice.'

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

'Wow, Jimmy, that's pretty good!'

Try me/try me/try me...

"Chomp... Chomp... Curry Tree..."

Grizzly bears are gregarious animals.

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

'That's one hell of a cat-flap Harry. You must have a big cat, heh, heh.'

I told you we were late!

"Get out of my face!"

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

'My goodness,Ralph,let him have it.It's only a measly old meal worm.'

"Try picking up a girl after you've renounced everything."

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

Happy birthday Dung Beetle

'Pray for me.'

"I'm fascinated by body language."

"Did you just do a rooster?"

Slug Bait- snails love it

"Peach fuzz. How does a nectarine know when it reaches puberty?"

"So, I've heard you call yourself 'King of the Jungle'! Based on what criteria exactly?"

"Toadstool you say? No, this is snailstool now!"

'We have Vanilla, Chocolate and Strawberry on your choice of Cedar, Oak or Elm cone...'

Man looks at huge dinosaur fossil in garden, saying: 'It looks great in the rockery, but don't you think you should call the Natural History Museum?'

"Promise me that if I die first you won't eat me."

Just a little seasoning...

Birds on a wire, "Bernie?...Oh he's gone cable!"

'Have you had a brazilian?'

'Well doctor that will be the Mabato Tree Snake.'

"Good lord, Billingsworth. You've stumbled onto the legendary Lepidopterist Graveyard."