Nature Humorist Gifts

Lemmings jumping off a cliff and one has a parachute.

"You know, for a gazelle, you're an awful klutz!"

"I'm afraid this whole experiment is about to go south."

'Where ya goin'?' 'Collectin' nuts.'

"Looks like someone got lucky."

'I finally remembered--red with hunter, white with fisherman.'

A giraffe has another giraffe head in its ossicones.

'Today's agenda - 1:Emerge, 2:Eat, 3:Mate, 4:Die.'

'Love your renovations.'

Rural electrification finally reaches Tarzan's neighborhood with unfortunate consequences.

'No, no, Ben, you don't retrieve these birds!'

'you've been circling three days, and your prey won't die - what's your position, ethically speaking?'

'Hello, reception, can I have a wake-up call in spring please?'

"We plan to swarm in and take this whole region." "Good, I don' thtink the humans are organized enough to stop us."

'My feet are always freezing. I hope I don't have poor circulation.'

'Ok...I'll admit they're kind of cute, but I still say their herds need to be thinned.'

'Don't you worry about hitting a window?'

Animal Olympics: 'What do you say next year we have some non-cheetah races?'

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

"You never did get rid of that chip on your shoulder did you Jenkins?"

"Damn! The feeder's empty."

"Promise me that if I die first you won't eat me."

'Hey buddy, what happened to your hair?'

Eggshell White

"There's nothing on that sign about hugging."

Just a little seasoning...

"I take it back: You might look at bit clumsy on land, but boy you're amazingly agile in the water!"

"I'm not fishing, I'm hunting."

'Here's a twenty. Go nuts.'

'I know we are both black and white but we are not related.'

'I wouldn't say I'm apathetic, I just don't give a hoot.'

'What? I think we live in times of globalization?!'

The Easter egg hunt had been very successful, too successful, perhaps...

'You feel awkward? You're the one who said we ought to hunt bare.'

Birds on a wire, "Bernie?...Oh he's gone cable!"