Nature Humorist Pillows

Lemmings jumping off a cliff and one has a parachute.

"You know, for a gazelle, you're an awful klutz!"

"I'm afraid this whole experiment is about to go south."

"Yeah, that's not real. He's wearing a twig."

'Where ya goin'?' 'Collectin' nuts.'

"Looks like someone got lucky."

'I finally remembered--red with hunter, white with fisherman.'

A giraffe has another giraffe head in its ossicones.

'Today's agenda - 1:Emerge, 2:Eat, 3:Mate, 4:Die.'

Honey Drive.

'Love your renovations.'

Ewe Tube.

Rural electrification finally reaches Tarzan's neighborhood with unfortunate consequences.

Deer Season Open.

'No, no, Ben, you don't retrieve these birds!'

'Hello, reception, can I have a wake-up call in spring please?'

'you've been circling three days, and your prey won't die - what's your position, ethically speaking?'

'My feet are always freezing. I hope I don't have poor circulation.'

"We plan to swarm in and take this whole region." "Good, I don' thtink the humans are organized enough to stop us."

'Ok...I'll admit they're kind of cute, but I still say their herds need to be thinned.'

'Don't you worry about hitting a window?'

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

Animal Olympics: 'What do you say next year we have some non-cheetah races?'

"You never did get rid of that chip on your shoulder did you Jenkins?"

Eggshell White

"There's nothing on that sign about hugging."

'Hey buddy, what happened to your hair?'

"Promise me that if I die first you won't eat me."

"Damn! The feeder's empty."

Deer Hunter and his trophies.

The Easter egg hunt had been very successful, too successful, perhaps...

'What? I think we live in times of globalization?!'

'I know we are both black and white but we are not related.'

'Here's a twenty. Go nuts.'

'You feel awkward? You're the one who said we ought to hunt bare.'