Naturalist Humorist Gifts

'I've got to wake up extra early tomorrow morning. Any clue how to set this thing?'

Cycle of Death and Life.

"My dad says we eat honey 'cause it has lots of vitamin Bee."

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

Deer Season Open.

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

'It's an extinction notice.'

Try me/try me/try me...

'Wow, Jimmy, that's pretty good!'

Birds of the Pacific Northwest: Belted Kingfisher

"Chomp... Chomp... Curry Tree..."

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

'That's one hell of a cat-flap Harry. You must have a big cat, heh, heh.'

Grizzly bears are gregarious animals.

When Love In The Laboratory Turns Sour.

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

I told you we were late!

'My goodness,Ralph,let him have it.It's only a measly old meal worm.'

"Get out of my face!"

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

Happy birthday Dung Beetle

"Did you just do a rooster?"

"I'm fascinated by body language."

'Pray for me.'

'Hey, that one looks just like a visible mass of condensed water vapour floating in the atmosphere.'

"So, I've heard you call yourself 'King of the Jungle'! Based on what criteria exactly?"

'We have Vanilla, Chocolate and Strawberry on your choice of Cedar, Oak or Elm cone...'

Slug Bait- snails love it

"Toadstool you say? No, this is snailstool now!"

"Promise me that if I die first you won't eat me."

Just a little seasoning...

Birds on a wire, "Bernie?...Oh he's gone cable!"

'Have you had a brazilian?'

"At least you don’t need a wetsuit."