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'I've got to wake up extra early tomorrow morning. Any clue how to set this thing?'

Cycle of Death and Life.

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

'It's an extinction notice.'

'Wow, Jimmy, that's pretty good!'

Try me/try me/try me...

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

Birds of the Pacific Northwest: Belted Kingfisher

"Chomp... Chomp... Curry Tree..."

Grizzly bears are gregarious animals.

'That's one hell of a cat-flap Harry. You must have a big cat, heh, heh.'

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

"Get out of my face!"

'My goodness,Ralph,let him have it.It's only a measly old meal worm.'

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

'Pray for me.'

"I'm fascinated by body language."

"Did you just do a rooster?"

Slug Bait- snails love it

'We have Vanilla, Chocolate and Strawberry on your choice of Cedar, Oak or Elm cone...'

"Toadstool you say? No, this is snailstool now!"

"So, I've heard you call yourself 'King of the Jungle'! Based on what criteria exactly?"

'Hey, that one looks just like a visible mass of condensed water vapour floating in the atmosphere.'

"Promise me that if I die first you won't eat me."

Just a little seasoning...

Birds on a wire, "Bernie?...Oh he's gone cable!"

'Have you had a brazilian?'

'Well doctor that will be the Mabato Tree Snake.'

'We froze him until medical science knows how to cure spear wounds.'

"At least you don’t need a wetsuit."