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"Why do people talk about a rat's nest like it's a bad thing?"

"My dad says we eat honey 'cause it has lots of vitamin Bee."

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

Deer Season Open.

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

'Wow, Jimmy, that's pretty good!'

Try me/try me/try me...

Grizzly bears are gregarious animals.

Birds of the Pacific Northwest: Belted Kingfisher

'That's one hell of a cat-flap Harry. You must have a big cat, heh, heh.'

"Chomp... Chomp... Curry Tree..."

I told you we were late!

"Get out of my face!"

'My goodness,Ralph,let him have it.It's only a measly old meal worm.'

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

Happy birthday Dung Beetle

"I'm fascinated by body language."

"Did you just do a rooster?"

'Pray for me.'

'We have Vanilla, Chocolate and Strawberry on your choice of Cedar, Oak or Elm cone...'

Slug Bait- snails love it

"So, I've heard you call yourself 'King of the Jungle'! Based on what criteria exactly?"

"Toadstool you say? No, this is snailstool now!"

"Promise me that if I die first you won't eat me."

Just a little seasoning...

Birds on a wire, "Bernie?...Oh he's gone cable!"

'Have you had a brazilian?'

"The one time in our lives when it's acceptable to run around naked, but they dress us up like L. L. Bean catalog."

"At least you don’t need a wetsuit."

"Bob wait, let's do the survey first! Sir, on a scale of 1, poor, to 10, excellent, how would you rate our chase today?"

'Well doctor that will be the Mabato Tree Snake.'

"Pass that."

'Still no sign of life.'