Naturalist Humor Fan Gifts

"Call me a hopeless romantic, but I assumed he was just inviting me."

"My dad says we eat honey 'cause it has lots of vitamin Bee."

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

Deer Season Open.

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

Grizzly bears are gregarious animals.

Try me/try me/try me...

'Wow, Jimmy, that's pretty good!'

Birds of the Pacific Northwest: Belted Kingfisher

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

'That's one hell of a cat-flap Harry. You must have a big cat, heh, heh.'

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

I told you we were late!

"Get out of my face!"

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

'Big date tonight, but I've just shed an antler: Do you have superglue?'

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

Happy birthday Dung Beetle

'Pray for me.'

"I'm fascinated by body language."

"Did you just do a rooster?"

Slug Bait- snails love it

"So, I've heard you call yourself 'King of the Jungle'! Based on what criteria exactly?"

"Toadstool you say? No, this is snailstool now!"

'We have Vanilla, Chocolate and Strawberry on your choice of Cedar, Oak or Elm cone...'

"Promise me that if I die first you won't eat me."

Just a little seasoning...

Birds on a wire, "Bernie?...Oh he's gone cable!"

'Have you had a brazilian?'

"Why on earth do you insist on coming to this miserable, isolated, rocky, small island every year to roost? It's covered in guano! Disgusting..."

"Bob wait, let's do the survey first! Sir, on a scale of 1, poor, to 10, excellent, how would you rate our chase today?"

'Well doctor that will be the Mabato Tree Snake.'

"The one time in our lives when it's acceptable to run around naked, but they dress us up like L. L. Bean catalog."

"At least you don’t need a wetsuit."

Lice outbreak at Jungle High (lion with a shaved head).