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Penguin Croquet.

"Whose celver idea was it to fly over that damned paintballing centre?"

'If you're having trouble settling into a long winter's nap, try these 'hibernaton pills'!'

"Some days I don't know If I'm coming or going."

"Next year we put the cats outside before we hibernate."

"Hold on. I'll buzz you in."

'You could repeat everything they say while I imitate everything they do: It would drive them crazy...'

Skeleton crew.

I hate autumn!

"I've set the alarm for half past April. That will give us a bit of a lie in."

Bear: 'The moose and elk have a lodge, so why do we bears have to, you know, in the woods?'

"Yes Dad, I understand the bit about going after the weak, but the sick? What if they are contagious?"

Drifting along with the tumbling tumbleweeds!

"My dad says we eat honey 'cause it has lots of vitamin Bee."

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

Deer Season Open.

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

Try me/try me/try me...

Grizzly bears are gregarious animals.

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

'Wow, Jimmy, that's pretty good!'

'That's one hell of a cat-flap Harry. You must have a big cat, heh, heh.'

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

'Big date tonight, but I've just shed an antler: Do you have superglue?'

I told you we were late!

"Get out of my face!"

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

Happy birthday Dung Beetle

'Pray for me.'

"Did you just do a rooster?"

"I'm fascinated by body language."

'We have Vanilla, Chocolate and Strawberry on your choice of Cedar, Oak or Elm cone...'

"Toadstool you say? No, this is snailstool now!"