Nature Humor Fans Pillows

Penguin Croquet.

'If you're having trouble settling into a long winter's nap, try these 'hibernaton pills'!'

"Some days I don't know If I'm coming or going."

"Next year we put the cats outside before we hibernate."

"Hold on. I'll buzz you in."

'You could repeat everything they say while I imitate everything they do: It would drive them crazy...'

Skeleton crew.

I hate autumn!

"I've set the alarm for half past April. That will give us a bit of a lie in."

Bear: 'The moose and elk have a lodge, so why do we bears have to, you know, in the woods?'

"Yes Dad, I understand the bit about going after the weak, but the sick? What if they are contagious?"

Drifting along with the tumbling tumbleweeds!

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

Grizzly bears are gregarious animals.

'Wow, Jimmy, that's pretty good!'

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

Try me/try me/try me...

'That's one hell of a cat-flap Harry. You must have a big cat, heh, heh.'

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

'Big date tonight, but I've just shed an antler: Do you have superglue?'

"Get out of my face!"

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

"I'm fascinated by body language."

"Did you just do a rooster?"

'Pray for me.'

"So, I've heard you call yourself 'King of the Jungle'! Based on what criteria exactly?"

Slug Bait- snails love it

'We have Vanilla, Chocolate and Strawberry on your choice of Cedar, Oak or Elm cone...'

"Toadstool you say? No, this is snailstool now!"

"Promise me that if I die first you won't eat me."

Just a little seasoning...

Birds on a wire, "Bernie?...Oh he's gone cable!"