Nature Humor Pillows

Emigrating birds wear face masks.

'I'm not going out for lunch. I packed one today.'

'Oops, sorry!'

Kangaroo walking rabbit.

'A word of advice: Don't ever try to sting a pachyderm...'

"Can you stop laughing? I've never seen anybody snorting woodchips through their nose before..."

"Oh, did I mention I was adopted? Hi Mum!"

"My dad says we eat honey 'cause it has lots of vitamin Bee."

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

Deer Season Open.

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

'Wow, Jimmy, that's pretty good!'

"The raw material was all around me: That's how I got started as a sculptor..."

Grizzly bears are gregarious animals.

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

Try me/try me/try me...

'That's one hell of a cat-flap Harry. You must have a big cat, heh, heh.'

Turtle Trailer Court

I told you we were late!

"Get out of my face!"

'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

'Big date tonight, but I've just shed an antler: Do you have superglue?'

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

Happy birthday Dung Beetle

"I'm fascinated by body language."

'Pray for me.'

"Did you just do a rooster?"

Slug Bait- snails love it

"Toadstool you say? No, this is snailstool now!"

'We have Vanilla, Chocolate and Strawberry on your choice of Cedar, Oak or Elm cone...'