Nature Comedy Pillows

Bear Necessities - "Cigarettes, beer and 400 rainbow trout."

Raking bad.

"My dad says we eat honey 'cause it has lots of vitamin Bee."

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

"Cat box"

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

Deer Season Open.

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

Grizzly bears are gregarious animals.

'Wow, Jimmy, that's pretty good!'

Try me/try me/try me...

'That's one hell of a cat-flap Harry. You must have a big cat, heh, heh.'

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

"Get out of my face!"

'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'

I told you we were late!

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

Happy birthday Dung Beetle

"Did you just do a rooster?"

"I'm fascinated by body language."

'Pray for me.'

"Peach fuzz. How does a nectarine know when it reaches puberty?"

"So, I've heard you call yourself 'King of the Jungle'! Based on what criteria exactly?"

'We have Vanilla, Chocolate and Strawberry on your choice of Cedar, Oak or Elm cone...'

Slug Bait- snails love it

Man looks at huge dinosaur fossil in garden, saying: 'It looks great in the rockery, but don't you think you should call the Natural History Museum?'

Penguin

"Toadstool you say? No, this is snailstool now!"

"Promise me that if I die first you won't eat me."

Just a little seasoning...

Birds on a wire, "Bernie?...Oh he's gone cable!"