Nature's Comedians Pillows

'Our house is directly in the migratory path of Canada geese, so we keep the windows open until mid-November.'

Woman at a flower shop with a sign in background 'Fresh Flowers' as a daisy grabs a woman's big breasts.

"I know that birds of a feather should flock together, but I like hanging out with you guys..."

"It never fails...as soon as it's time to clean up everyone leaves!"

"My dad says we eat honey 'cause it has lots of vitamin Bee."

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

Deer Season Open.

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

'That's one hell of a cat-flap Harry. You must have a big cat, heh, heh.'

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

Grizzly bears are gregarious animals.

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

'Wow, Jimmy, that's pretty good!'

Try me/try me/try me...

I told you we were late!

"Get out of my face!"

'My goodness,Ralph,let him have it.It's only a measly old meal worm.'

'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

Happy birthday Dung Beetle

"Did you just do a rooster?"

"I'm fascinated by body language."

'Pray for me.'

Penguin

"Peach fuzz. How does a nectarine know when it reaches puberty?"

"Toadstool you say? No, this is snailstool now!"

Man looks at huge dinosaur fossil in garden, saying: 'It looks great in the rockery, but don't you think you should call the Natural History Museum?'

"So, I've heard you call yourself 'King of the Jungle'! Based on what criteria exactly?"

Slug Bait- snails love it

'We have Vanilla, Chocolate and Strawberry on your choice of Cedar, Oak or Elm cone...'

"Promise me that if I die first you won't eat me."